Next up - The Big Dance

Was surprised that a lot of people, even sports fans, had trouble figuring out what this unfortunate typo was supposed to say. I don’t usually explain them, but in this case - the Auburn Tigers basketball team won a little event called the SEC Tournament.

That was some big trim

Don't Fret

Maybe in the first lesson you learn the difference between a keyboard and a guitar.

Looks familiar

First trip back to the gym in a while. Not sure whether to use this to get my luggage to the room or take it for a spin in the Everglades.

Helping Hand

All the employees were busy so I washed my hands myself

Very carefully

Personally I've always found it much easier to park the truck before loading it.

In case you were won(1)dering

If you don’t know what  “vasoconstrictors” or “vasodilators” are, you’re on your own, but thankfully there’s help if you’re not sure about “fifteen” or “one.”

No swimming this time

Unfortunately all I had was regular swim trunks

All wet, all alike

So EVERYONE, with the possible exception of me, showers the same way. So many things I don’t know about.

So no tow

 “But officer, I was only there for 22 hours!”

The Wow factor

Bombs away

I can live with "detected by aircraft." Might not survive "enforced by aircraft."

Raw or pasteurized?

The lack of an apostrophe bothers me, but not as much as wondering what it is and why anybody would want to drink it.

New packaging?

 “But officer, all I’ve had is a few eggs and some butter!”

Must be a very large store

The real stuff

 “Unlike at some of those other stations, we promise you won’t be pumping ginger ale into your tank!”

Smelling error

Sniffed this one out in Food Lion several years ago. Apparently helps control body oder.

Special needs parking

I think someone's special need had something to do with judging size, space, and distance

Bulk briefs

In case you want to buy 100 pair of underwear at Walmart

Or maybe just one?