Just realized that my experience over the years of packing trucks and trailers probably helps when it’s time to put something in a crowded dishwasher.
Furry Flavor?
I just saw that someone posted a recipe for dog ice cream. I think I’ll stay with vanilla.
Do I sit hear?
Breaking News: Instead of the traditional bride-side groom-side seating, Queen Elizabeth has just proclaimed that Laurel-hearing will be on the left and Yanney-hearing on the right.
The honeymoon is over
I wonder if Neil Armstrong ever told anyone that he "loved them to the moon and back" and if so did he quit upon his return.
Or the only ten things
“The only thing I really care about is do guys win?” (Cleveland Browns GM) Dorsey said. “Does he have accuracy? Does he have a strong arm? Can he throw the ball in the red zone in tight windows? Can he drive the ball? At the end of the game, does he win? How do they play the game of football? And then are they good people? Do they love the game of football? Will their teammates like them?
Domino effect
Public service announcement: When riding an escalator and there are people behind you, don't come to a complete stop as soon as you step off in order to take your own sweet time looking around to see which way you want to go.
Geographic trivia
If you smashed West Virginia flat, it would be larger than Texas.