Next up - The Big Dance

Was surprised that a lot of people, even sports fans, had trouble figuring out what this unfortunate typo was supposed to say. I don’t usually explain them, but in this case - the Auburn Tigers basketball team won a little event called the SEC Tournament.

Sorry to bother you

Opening post of a customer service chat today. My first thought (but not my response): "If English is not your first language - thank you. If it is - sorry to take up your valuable time."

Balls & Bullets

Double your chance of shooting a hole in one. In something.

Glad I waited

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