Furry Flavor?

I just saw that someone posted a recipe for dog ice cream. I think I’ll stay with vanilla.

Do I sit hear?

Breaking News: Instead of the traditional bride-side groom-side seating, Queen Elizabeth has just proclaimed that Laurel-hearing will be on the left and Yanney-hearing on the right.

Domino effect

Public service announcement: When riding an escalator and there are people behind you, don't come to a complete stop as soon as you step off in order to take your own sweet time looking around to see which way you want to go.

Geographic trivia

If you smashed West Virginia flat, it would be larger than Texas.

The Next Biathalon

I can see a new event at the next Winter Olympics - snowboard cross paintball.

Blue is easier to rhyme

Some roses are red.
Violets are purple.

Too many other reasons

It's encouraging to know that I'm not too old to appear in the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition.

Gourmet taste

Judge me if you'd like, but one of the best ways to cook a big plump chicken breast is with Shake 'n Bake.

Christmas bonus

Shopping malls would be among the perishing had Jesus not been born.

Money tip

One of my financial goals is to eat enough free samples at Costco to at least cover my annual membership cost.

Not a grave situation

It seems that a lot of fans of The Walking Dead are upset because a popular character was killed off. I don't know much about the show, but judging from the title, that doesn't necessarily seem like a problem.

Scriptthinking

Scriptwriting for me is about 99% thinking and 1% typing.

Modern Manhood

"A man who doesn't flush is not much of a man" would surely have been in Proverbs if they'd had modern plumbing in Old Testament days.  

Courtesy Line

When you're in a checkout line with one item, why is that people ahead of you with three items will kindly offer to let you pass, but people ahead of you with 30 items never make the same offer?

Neighbor to the north

Great night of Olympics for USA - or since it's in Canada, maybe it's U-S-Eh.